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Post by stevec on Jan 10, 2014 22:40:48 GMT -6
The universe is a lot like the The Meadowlands in NJ, body parts mysteriously appear from nowhere. So far the universe has revealed god's eye, now we've found one of god's hands. Hopefully NASA will be able to determine whether god is male or female sometime soon. Hmmm, I wonder what god's other hand is doing.'Hand of God' spotted by NASA space telescope
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Post by Flitzerbiest on Jan 10, 2014 22:52:40 GMT -6
The universe is a lot like the The Meadowlands in NJ, body parts mysteriously appear from nowhere. So far the universe has revealed god's eye, now we've found one of god's hands. Hopefully NASA will be able to determine whether god is male or female sometime soon. Hmmm, I wonder what god's other hand is doing. The Milky Way has to come from somewhere, right? It kind of makes sense once you think about it.
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Post by stevec on Jan 11, 2014 9:21:03 GMT -6
Now that's a Revelation !!! Makes perfect sense when you consider that god was sitting around doing nothing for only he knows how long. I wouldn't expect him to be sitting on his hands. Perhaps the NASA photo caught him in the act of reaching for more Motion Lotion.
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Post by Flitzerbiest on Jan 11, 2014 12:04:19 GMT -6
Now that's a Revelation !!! Makes perfect sense when you consider that god was sitting around doing nothing for only he knows how long. I wouldn't expect him to be sitting on his hands. Perhaps the NASA photo caught him in the act of reaching for more Motion Lotion. I pretty sure the usual procedure is "let there be lube." In similar news, the European Space Agency is reporting having found God's Skanky Towel.
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Post by stevec on Jan 11, 2014 15:53:48 GMT -6
"Let there be lube" - very funny!!
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Post by showmedot on Jan 13, 2014 18:39:18 GMT -6
"The Milky Way has to come from somewhere..." ?? That's funny and disgusting on so many levels. I'm just plain envious. ROFLMAOPMP
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